Its gonna be the silly little things I miss the most.
I love you, woofers.
ANCHORMAN’S ON
I stand firmly on my previous sentiment, anchorman could be a basis for a religion.
My mom: I love sean, he’s such a sweet guy.
Me: yeah, he’s aight.
My mom: I like Isaac too, he’s funny.
Me: yeah, the kid’s a hoot.
Awkwardly long pause.
Me: Alex is cool too I guess.
My mom: Oh, he seems really nice. He just never comes over. I’ve only talked to him two or three times.
We’ve been dating for four months. fml.
some days, I wake up and
The boy blows me off
I’ve got cramps all around my equator
The dogs still dying
My best friend in the whole world is on the other side of the world
And then I go to mongolian village with my women, and everything seems a little better.
Colin sucks.
dealing with a heart that i didn’t break.
yolo.
Lolololololololol. That momemt when you change your url because your boyfriend went on your tumblr and freaked out about what you said.
Shannon Kettles, you dog, you.
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Lolololololololol. That momemt when you change your url because your boyfriend went on your tumblr and freaked out about what you said.
Shannon Kettles, you dog, you.
there are a lot of things I will back down on. If I don’t see a point, I will concede and let you have the victory. But don’t ever, ever take issue with my best friend. he’s been there through things you could never understand.
if I seem happier with him, its because he is my other half. no, yours and my relationship won’t ever come close to my relationship with him. don’t expect it to. if you have a problem, take a hike, because I know he’s not going anywhere. fuck. you.
